IN CASE YOU MISSED IT ALMOST 2010 EDITION OF URBAN MISHAPS *UPDATED*

So... at the end of 2009 folks are getting their fuckery out apparently so first lets start with the flaming fuckery that is Pleasure P, AKA Marcus Cooper the story broke wide yesterday on TWITTER if you're not on there you're pretty much late.net anyhow allegedly Marcus Cooper has a thing for underage children he was even taken to court over the issue. We not talk R. Kelly teenage girls which is bad enough we talking 3-4yr old's here folks. So if these is true then there is a special place in hell for Pleasure and I hope that the minions of hell will take turns passing him around like a fresh piece of grilled ass. Every time I hear about anyone violating and hurting children I can't help but think that these same people are not even human they have to be demons. How can you look at a sweet innocent child and see anything sexual about them?

Apparently Pleasure P has issued a statement: see statement STATEMENT

More on the pleasure p story IS IT SABOTAGE?



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Stop me if you've heard this one already (clears throat) How can you change a Tiger into a lion and a cheetah, okay bad joke but still Mr. Woo has been getting it in he been sinking more balls then Fuzzy Zeller Ohhhhhhhhh. All bad jokes aside I'm pretty much over the whole Tiger cheated fiasco I just think it's ironic that Tiger figured he would marry this Swedish/norwegin/icelandic whatever she's a blond haired blue eyed chick and escape the drama of "ghetto" antics as he likes to put it but she straight went R&B on tiger and managed to make him do damage to his Cadillac truck, scratched up his face, and wrecked something in the house and all the cheating resulted in her re-upping that pre-nup in her favor. I say good for her and I say that's what you get Mr. Woo way to pick em. Oh and you're not good at picking side chicks either cause every last one of them tricks ran and told on that ass sucks for you funny for me.

Old news Shaq is still fucking everything walking and his affair with a long time chick that is married to another NBA player is interfering with his job, and screwing up the chicks marriage now the paternity of her kids are in question, I mean really have dick will travel? What's wrong with you folks? I keep telling you time and time again hire me I will be your life coaches cause you folks are fucking up in the worst way possible. Disgusting and horrible behavior I guess money means you don't have to have any types of morals or dignity about yourself.

Okay so I'm off the bullshit, what we should be caring about is sending more troops to Afghanistan, and the health care reform proposal, and the largely unemployed black population that is floundering with no jobs even for those with college degree's. Sigh sweet Jesus of mercy I hope 2010 brings good news with it cause I am full up to the ceiling with bad news. I hated celeb-whore-t's before but I am so over these assholes it's not even funny I don't want to hear about shit ass these assholes do its beginning to sicken me it's like the have money so they want to see how perverse and fucked up they can be. I think once you go past a certain monetary range that you should be required to get a mental evaluation and some type of spiritual counseling.

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LETTER TO FAMOUS ASSHOLES: A. KEY AND SWIZZ CHEESE EDITION

Dear A. Keys and Swizz Beatz:



First and foremost I would like to take the time to state that over the past few years I have enjoyed your music, but this latest debacle makes me instantly dislike the both of you. I can't in good conscience continue to support people who give no thought what so ever to the harm they are bringing to other people.

A. Key's you even have a song called karma of all things, even if he was "separated" at the time legally he was still married and how he was with you while he was legally bond to another is what you can expect if you ever marry him. I think its a very ugly thing when you put your welfare before that of a marriage and a child. I think as women we have to be empathetic to another woman's plight especially if said woman is married. By no means marriage is not easy you should have been the bigger woman and told swizz to work it out do everything he could to make his marriage work instead of stepping in and being all to willingly his shoulder to lean on. You are a co-conspirator and that Ms. Keys is something that is just unforgivable. I know you probably feel as if his wife has nothing to do with you but in actually it has everything to do with you especially if you were in the picture far before their break-up and if you were the case of their break-up God help you and your conscience I hope you don't lose sleep at night, but in all honesty you should! Being the other woman is a nasty piece of work and those that play that part are never happy and they never end up with the man the universe or Karma as you would call it has a way of balancing that out. For your sake I hope that you are not in the wrong but...it doesn't look good for you btw I thought your last album where you screamed at the top of your register the whole time was horrible. Please don't do that again, know your lane but as I can you don't, sucks to be you.

Swizz it's your turn, now as for you I understand that marriage is hard I understand that at some point in time you might not have been happy is it because Mashonda's earning potential isn't what you thought it was going to be and you felt duped? I can understand maybe you felt tired of bringing home all the money, but is that any reason to chuck the deuces to your wife and son so you can seek greener pastures? Or maybe you simply don't care about the vows you took a lot of people don't and they don't take marriage seriously but I'm saying before you jumped into bed with A. Keys you should have taken into consideration Mashonda and your sons feelings clearly you don't give a fuck because you are bragging about the relationship on songs and shit. I think you are a coward and a punk for walking away from your marriage, vows are meant to be taken seriously not just thrown away on a whim because you feel its cheaper to leave then try and work it out. Now please understand that I am working under the assumption that you just left and fled into the arms of A. Keys now if you tried everything under the sun and exhausted all the avenues of reconciliation then please forgive me for speaking out of turn but if you didn't then my original words stand and you are still a punk bitch.

I hope that everything you did was worth it swizz & keys all the pain and suffering all the hurt you put the people in your lives through. I hope that you get just a little bit if not 10 times worst Mashonda's pain. I think you both are cowards and should be ashamed. If you both really knew what love was you would know it isn't selfish nor does it seek out to hurt other people. I know this happens every day in America but plenty people look up to you guys especially you A. Keys a lot of little girls want to follow in your footsteps and if this is your example that you are putting forth then you might as well spread your ass cheeks in playboy if you're going out as a whore at least finish on a high hoe note! Read more...

LAST TIME FOR CHRIANNA GATE

I think since the beginning of the Chrianna incident I have been trying to just point out obvious factors but this is flucking ridiculous now. All this crucifying the boy because he made one mistake is just asinine who wins in that situation? First and foremost he's young he's all of 19 years old. Who didn't make a mistake at 19 please raise your hand...I'll wait(crickets)exactly my point. Okay so he had a clear lapse of good judgment, and with the release of her photo, and name, with all the stories and speculation that continues to surround this case, and every move both of them make is continuously under a microscope I'm just so over it. Every other day is a story about what Rhianna is doing and how C. Brown has sunk into a depression and then all of a sudden everyone's domestic abuse stories are coming out and circulating in the media. The irony is everyone else just sort of fades back into oblivion but C.Brown's name is mud while Rhianna continues to party and bullshit, get gun tattoos and stories surface about her making ridiculous demands to C. Brown. Plus she is already back to her old behavior of making out with random Hollywood types in clubs, drinking, and staying out all hours of the night.

For her to be such a victim she sure is getting it in and continuing to live her life meanwhile C.Brown is losing endorsement deals, movies deals, bowing out of award shows, the peoples public court of opinion wants to smash and bury this young boy, stamp out his livelihood and turn him into the face of domestic violence. When in all honesty this is not the first case of domestic abuse and violence this country has ever seen, matter of fact husbands and boyfriends beat on their wives everyday of the week its sad but true. Right now someone is getting beaten up by their spouse or boyfriend, hell even women do it to their spouses. All of a sudden we are a nation that just discovered domestic abuse and violence? We act like this is a new type of animal that science has discovered. The problem is both of these people happen to be well know celebrities, in the public eye and therefore the public thinks that they own the rights to everything that goes on in these very public figures lives.

I think both of them still need counseling, I think both of them need to just cut their loses and move on because their relationship can never go back to the way it was there would be so much backlash against Rhianna that she could kiss her career goodbye I'm sure her people are already gearing up a huge public relations machine to take her to the next level using this situation as the catalyst to propel her into the ultimate champ who triumphed over her beastly attacker meanwhile C.Brown will have to get on food stamps and sing at the bus depot to earn enough money for bread. Meanwhile pedophiles who had sex with girls on tape get to walk around scott-free because its not all right to hit women but its quite okay to have sex with them even pee on them when they are underage that in peoples eyes is acceptable because what that happens everyday (insert ironic sarcasm). This was just bothering me but I shall refrain from posting on Chrianna anymore well at least I shall try had to get it out of my system. Read more...

LATOYA LUCKETT THE ANTI-BEYAKI

The only member out of them destiny's children that I stan for Ms. Luckett was always the prettiest one to me and it's such a testament when you try and stamp people out and take things from them but they don't stay down they get back up and become successful. I think she is a perfect example of grace in the face of adversity, she's sweet and I always identified with her unlike SWSNBN'ED. I always root for the underdogs and the least popular...its my contrary nature what can I say.

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LIKE PIGS AT A TROUGH

I held back from further commenting on the Chrianna situation because at the end of the day like I have been telling people around me and it's way to many stories swirling around them as is adding fuel to the fire just makes the flame grow especially since:

1. we don't know what happened fact wise.
2. this is a private matter that is acerbated by the media and gossip bloggers alike.
3. if anyone has to resort to violence then they both should be put up on assault charges, and that's for anyone that uses violence against a person unless it's self defense.
4. both of parties involved need some kind of counseling and personal time to themselves.

But with that said there comes the slippery slope, if a woman jumps in a mans face and proceeds to hit him then is he not justified in hitting her back or is he just supposed to take it because the laws are on the woman's side? If it were two people of the same sex fighting it would be considered assault. If a woman on the street was hit by a man she didn't know it would be considered battery. If a woman hits a man she doesn't know it's considered assault but when the two people are in what is considered a relationship type situation then the terms are paired with domestic and then victim rights go out the window.

Suddenly her face is plastered on every two bit gossip blog, regular blog, even black planet. For a full week that's all I have seen and still see on some blogs is the picture purchased by TMZ trotted out like a show pony. Not because it's tragic and we should rally behind this young woman, for the simple fact that this is something sensational to exploit. Something to gawk at and shake our heads and bemoan the beast that did this, even though we still don't have any facts on the matter. It's ironic how people are so concerned about Rhianna but the first chance they got to exploit her battered image they did. Where do morals and ethics come in at? When is the line drawn? What about her rights as a victim? Does she not deserve privacy in this matter? If that was your sister, or mother, daughter, cousin, loved one would you have wanted her bruised face used as a platform to advance page hits, and get your name out there in terms of readership? How hard is it for this young woman to clear her mind when she has all these people clamoring at her telling her what she should be doing in this situation and then to force her hand they release her picture world wide. In the mean time Brown hasn't even been to trial yet but already he is guilty, he is all kinds of bastards, and sons of bitches, he is losing endorsement deals, movie posters, his image has taken a public beating. Again I am not justifying I'm just saying already in the peoples public opinion many have already convicted this 18 year old boy and are calling for his blood.

AND THE FACT THAT EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE MISSING IS, WASN'T NAR ONE OF US IN THE CAR, ON THE SIDEWALK, IN THE HOSPITAL, WE HAVEN'T TALKED TO EITHER ONE OF THESE YOUNG PEOPLE BUT ALREADY PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN SIDES. MINUTES AFTER IT HAPPENED WORLD WIDE IT WAS SAID HE DID IT BECAUSE SHE GAVE HIM HERPES. WITH THE ADVANCE OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB INFO IS SPREAD RAPIDLY AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ACCURATE IT JUST HAS TO BE SENSATIONAL and the public proceeds to eat it up like pigs at a trough.



It's sad. Instead of just keeping both these troubled young folks in our prayers and offering them encouragement and counseling and just some time for them to reflect and get their spirits together the media is constantly cranking out stories that may or may not be fact, and every time a story is published it is ran with the world is a heartless compassionless place, sad... Read more...

DISTURBIA, REHAB, AND FEELING NOT SO SUPERHUMAN, CHRIS BROWN & RIHANNA

When I first heard the news of the alleged beat down involving the young couple Chrianna I thought it was a joke, hell I even made a joke about it. But as the reports kept pouring in I grew more and more intrigued and found myself jumping on the beat down bandwagon, but today I have firmly resolved to move on from this media frenzy of speculation and hearsay. With the advance of the Internet and especially with the way that information is spread everyone is already informed and their opinions are already set in stone before the truth comes out. We have all heard about the situation with Rihanna and Chris Brown every blog all over the world has already decided that Chris Brown is a monster and Rihanna is a poor helpless victim I have read the stories myself and I found myself buying into it until someone pointed out no one has officially made a statement except the police and at they have only released the bare minimum of information but both of Chris Brown's camp and Rihanna's have said nothing officially. Yes you are reading all the speculation and rumors that people are churning out but because you don't know these people personally and because you weren't an eyewitness yourself it is all just hearsay and speculation. Every women over the age of 18 is outraged and we won't even discuss the opinion of the men.

But let me put another spin on this hate me be mad at me call me what you want but sometimes women are the aggressors and sometimes women are the abusers. Especially if a woman thinks that a man won't have the audacity to hit her back she then thinks that she has the license to proceed to whoop on his ass. I have seen people close to me put this very practice into action on more than one occasion. I have seen a woman jump in a man's face and scratch his face up, punch him, just wailing on him threatening to shoot him on sight if he step foot in her their house. I've seen the same woman come at the man another time with a knife where he had to wrestle her to the floor and pry the knife out her hand and use his whole body to restrain her until she calmed down. We aren't in the age of the helpless woman anymore some of these women bring it on themselves. If you jump bad in a mans face and put yourself in a mans place then you will get treated like a man. It's one thing to defend yourself and protect yourself but when you are the abuser, verbally, mentally, physically as a woman you are just as wrong as a man who would do the same thing. People tend to forget that women can be abusive as well, don't let the lipstick and pumps fool you!

I am going to focus on not taking sides since I don't know the whole story. I will say I think it is a shame that already people have become judge and jury to what is a very private and hurtful situation being played out on the public stage. I think any abuse is hard enough to bear but when you are a young celebrity then it's 100% overblown and magnified and everyone is going in on it without even having the facts in the matter. I don't even want to speculate on it anymore it's actually disheartening to say the least. That a bright talented young African American/ bajan descent are now standing trial in the minds and hearts of millions who don't even know the whole story or even know these two individuals personally. It's events like these that make me oh so glad I am not in the public eye It's way to many people who judge you just for living life day to day but when you're a celebrity you can't even have a bad day without it being documented. We love to put celebrities on a pedestal and then knock them down when we think they have done wrong in the public's eye.

What's really sad is the media is so blood thirsty they were even saying that the man who was involved in the slow moving police chase on Monday night was Chris Brown, and they had no problem speculating and stating it was him until they found out the person in the car wasn't significantly important it was just all bad. That's when I knew I had to hop off the Chrianna train wreck and step it back a notch I was like wow it's the OJ media feeding frenzy all over again. He is already guilty in a lot of peoples mind without saying a word. Whatever the case I think both of the young stars need to seek counseling for whatever issues they might have individually. I think at this point they shouldn't even be in the same country let alone the same room but then again that's just me looking in. I wish both them the best of luck and I hope they gain maturity and wisdom from this incident and I hope they each get what they are crying out for in their lives. Money doesn't make you happier, healthier, or better if its not used in a constructive way. Read more...