I INVENTED SEX; TREY SONGZ VIDEO

So It turns out that Trey Songz really did invent sex who knew....



I don't know about anyone else but ummmm this vid was sexy, sensual, and just damned delightful. I thought Songz was cute in a baby face he ain't a grown man even if he is deep stroking kind of way. But this video has changed my mind and given me a new found appreciation for Songz...got me thinking I want to try a dude who's belly button is highly visible. Leave your thoughts and comments. Read more...

MY MAXWELL CONCERT REVIEW

If you have never been to a concert and you are a woman then I must say Maxwell gives you one helluva show. Everyone was good on his tour from Chrisette Michelle to Common who rocked the house and got the crowd hyped. Everyone on the Black Summer Nights tour was so on point.

Chrisette opened the set her voice was like velvet she didn't drop a note she can skat her ass off and she just made me super glad I bought her CD. She sounds even better live then she does on her CD if she comes to a city near you it is worth your money to see her.

Next Common got the crowd hyped first lets talk about how much of a grown man common is. Can we just meditate on that for a minute, Common came out in jeans that weren't too tight nor baggy but just right for his slender frame, he even had on a belt. Then let's discuss the grown man vest, and he had on a tie the overall effect was very grown and sexy you can say he was hitting on all points! Common ran through his most recent hits including universal mind control, go, and testify which is like one of my favorites as well and then he did the light which is always a favorite of mines you just can't go wrong with that song ever. Then he did an old school hip hop set that had me open like a 24/7 walmart. Needless to say he got the crowd hyper than a cheap five dollar high. Common and Dj Dummy was a win win combination, Dj Dummy got stupid phresh on the turntables even my momma was impressed and that's saying a lot, word to my mother!

Then Maxwell hit the stage first he set the mood he had these screens that had different images on them like screen savers but they were dope images it was a perfect back drop, then his band was on point horns, drummer, and a background singer. Maxwell of course ran through a few of his hits then he did his new songs and of course he was on point and he did the damn thang musically but I want to talk about the atmosphere he created mind you the Hollywood bowl is an outside venue so we were sitting outside and there is no ceiling but the air was thick with the hum of sex. Watching Maxwell and being there in his presence as he single-handily stirred up sexual energy was like being strapped into a chair tied-up with a clit massager humming on your clit slowly prolonging the inevitable that was the effect Maxwell had he literally filled the air with a raw sensual, needy, hungry, passion and the feeling literally touched everyone in the house even me so you know that shit had to be potent. Maxwell had me longing for a booski of my own if I had one he would have been worn out after I got home from the concert. Basically Maxwell set the stage for those who were not going home to sleep alone hell after that why would you want too?

If you want to have a great time, be touched in a sensual way and feel what raw sexual energy feels like I advise you to run to your nearest ticketmaster and see if Maxwell is coming to a city near you. Ladies if you are single find you a booski because you will want to share this experience with him if not call your fuck buddy and put his ass on stand by after the concert bring the condoms and get your ass the plan b pill no need for a slip up.

I had a great time it was money well spent it was definitely a pause and pamper moment and if I get the opportunity I might do it again...he is going to be playing Vegas..... Read more...

TONY! TONI! TONE!

Twitter once again has hit upon some inspiration man I know y'all can't forget Tony! Toni! Tone! that group came with consistent hits ever since they bust on the scene with little Walter hailing from Oakland the group had several hits before what always happens to every single group. One person gets bigger than the whole group and then eventually they break up. But please walk down memory lane with me one more time as we listen/watch some of their greatest hits.

1st. Lets lay the foundation this is their first song and video Walter the video is hard to see but you get the point:


These dudes where on several soundtracks this one is from house party 2 ahhh good times when kid went to college and threw that pajama jam in the cafeteria:


If you were in high school like I was when this came out I know some of the hot ones was slow grinding to this song, lawd. How many of y'all were made off this song. Every time I hear this song I think about boyz in da hood that soundtrack was the lick. Nina long had just came on the scene, ice cube was still angry, and Morris Chestnut was just a poot butt not even a household name yet.


Another movie soundtrack they were on was higher learning, John singleton again. When he was dating Tyra Banks ha and she played a track star this time though Raphael Saadiq went dolo on the track.


You can never forget this song EVER I used to love me some Charlie Ray Wiggins(also known as Raphael Saadiq)before he got all artsy and started being "eccentric" and boning Joss Stone le-sigh:














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THAT'S HOW CLOSE WE ARE

I know a lot of people have forgotten about 112 and what not and I can understand it because I had forgotten about them myself but as I was making a new music play list I came across a couple of their songs that just really make me be like damn under all that bumping and grinding and oversexed lyrics they had some decent for real love you deep type songs. On their last album they had this song called That's how close we are this is one of those songs where you have to stop and just really get still and listen to what the singer is trying to tell you. Okay first the lyrics read them through then hit the video, of course they didn't put a video out someone put a video together and used the song to convey a message but this is one of their songs that I used to put in heavy rotation when I was playing their cd.

Title That's How Close We Are
Artist 112
Album Pleasure & Pain

Na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na

Without the root, you ain't got no tree
And without the branches, you aint got no leaves
To understand her is to understand me
Cause thats how close we are
Without a sea you ain't got no air
And it ain't no walkin if you aint got the legs
Understand i use them eyes to see
That's how close we are

[chorus]
Heart to heart
Breath to breath
She fills me up til there aint none left
No space, no time
Her spirits my mind
You see, that's how close we are
Thats how close we are [x2]

Without the stars, there's no galaxy
And without the river, you dont have no sea
Just look at my life, and its her you'll see
Cause thats how close we are
And without a voice no one can hear you sing
And it ain't no flying without the wings
So if you see me flying
It's her carrying me
That's how close we are

[chorus]

[breakdown]
She talks with me
She walks with me
She's holding me
And yes, shes teaching me
Everything i can't do
Everything i can't say
She does for me
She prays with me
She cries with me
She's loving me
Nothing could compare to the love we share
So that woman and man
Who understands
You can say:

Heart to heart
Breath to breath
She fills me up til there ain't none left
No space, no time
Her spirits my mind
You see, that's how close we are
Thats how close we are [x11]

Na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na

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CUPCAKING IS A MOVEMENT

Okay so last year I was guilty of abusing the word Cupcaking that's my word it's a cute way of labeling all things couples do whilst together. The word is big in the bay apparently, as a matter of fact its big enough to have its own video. I understand ninjas be on their music grind but homie in this video is giving me so much earnest I want to hit him with a bag of cupcakes and then steal his caddy ext. This video is strictly a homie by homie production and since it stole a little piece of my soul it should take a some of yours away as well enjoy!

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A BPYTS HAPPILY EVER AFTER CHAPTER

So many times I thought I caught a glimpse of you as I chatted, had random conversations, wasted time with random dudes that had crossed my path but elusive like sand through my fingers you are. I always think I see a glimpse of you then...it happens true colors are shown and then it's over. Sometimes it takes a couple conversations sometimes it only takes one. The end result are usually always the same.



I have an idea but it's an abstract one...I try to keep the parameters loose so that I don't crush the depth of you but at the same time have some kind of construct as just to what kind of person you are. I'm not seeking perfection I wouldn't want anyone too perfect, perfect is too hard to live up to and with. I just want a normal, quirky, funny, handsome, strong, sweet, respectful, easy to laugh, slow to anger, gentle but strong, intelligently nerdy, tallish guy with his head on straight who doesn't have all this baggage and emotional wounds. Who will be going in the same direction in life that I am seeking to go in who is just an easy going sort of fellow who wants to walk down that path of love and be in love with no qualms or limitations. Who will not mind my ways and might even think that some of the things I do are cute, funny, interesting, and we will make merry wherever we are. He will be my perfectly imperfect superhuman and I will be his perfectly imperfect cheering section.



Who will know how to cheer me up when the world becomes to much, who will listen and offer helpful solutions not just random shit that doesn't make sense. He won't hurry me to cheer up because it's inconvenient for him but he will let me be without thinking it is a reflection on anything he has done. In other words he will give me space to get back on track and be there when I am better and I in turn will willingly do the same for him. Giving him space when needed and strength or a shoulder or even a whole back to lean on when he needs it. We will be the best of friends and have respect for each other as individuals. We would communicate like the best of friends...and he would say to me such sweet things like

I want to become intoxicated by your presence

as well as

I just want to adore and engage into the scent of you.

and he would be blessed to have the gift of prose and would bless me with beautiful heartfelt sentiments because he wanted to such as

You are the epitome of what's meant for me. The total package, when are you going to be sent to me? Because WE know I'll resent to see you go in the wrong direction, I'll live on sympathy...

causing me to melt a thousand times in a thousand different ways ...and I would allow myself to surrender to my feelings and not over think it or even question it... even if it's just for the moment...and fantasy never becomes a reality...I would still live off the dreams of you and hug them tight like my pillow at night and cherish what could have been and use it as a measuring stick for all those that dare come after...but honestly, truthfully, I hope to God YOU'RE the last chapter...before the happily ever after...BUT THEN SHE REALIZED EMOTIONS AND LOVE WAS BEST LEFT FOR THE FOOLISH AND SENSELESS! FUCK FAIRY TALES FROM NOW ON ITS STRICTLY HORROR FILMS!

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WALE COME PUT YOUR NIKE BOOTS IN MY CLOSET

ONE NAME:WALE (insert swoon here) ever since SINCERE THOUGHTS put me on this D.M.V. artist it has been love ever since. I have been checking for him like a pimp checks his girls on the track and it's not lust it's pure unadulterated infatuation Oh Wale If you goggle yourself I hope this post comes up and we can do the lovebird thing because yea I love you! Plus you actually got something to talk about when you on the mic not just rapping about bling and things I appreciate that and my ears appreciate that! Oh wale (insert another swoon)has made quite a name for himself mostly as a mix tape artist grinding in the D.M.V. area Wale has been on his grind awhile, he's in my vibe magazine every time I open it though promoting LRG also I believe he might have a deal with Nike so go head Wale make that money don't let it make you! Wale was also in the roots video with Chrisette Michelle now he has his own full length honest to goodness video me likey! WALE'S MYSPACE ummmm Wale, since I am putting you on him there is no excuse for listening to anymore wackness.

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VIDEOS VIDEOS AND MO VIDEOS

Oh Ne-yo tried to make me see dead people. I already knew from the beginning of this video he was...anyway watch it I like the lyrics much better then that independent crap he was talking about.



THE D.E.Y This video was all over the place I got the concept but I wish that video's were more streamlined in there approach to their video concepts. All this abstract crap unless you have a director that is real artistic it just won't come off right. I like the lyrics of the song but...this group I'm not quite sure about them just yet they like Luther Vandross' curl that never quite got right.



Now why am I always on the late bus? I didn't know the cutie that played Brooklyn in ATL was a rapper/poet also, plus big pun's late cousin. He is my new low key celb crush. It's something about the nyc guys swagger, soooo live. Here is his video it's cute cause he's cute HA. His MYSPACE profile.



also he was on def poetry he's flyyyyy.



last but not least his newest venture with that -50 cent chick Oliver. It's interesting like something to put on a website a calling card for your work.

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AVANT I CAN READ YO MIND I KNOW WHAT YOU THINKING!

A couple things about this video that I just had to post...1. First let me get my Johnny gill on and say My My My you shole look good tonight(in that there video) you have been hitting the gym extra hard woo goodness Ya bodies calling distant lover...wait sorry was channeling R. Kelly for a hot second of that was B.P (before pee) but not B.A.(before Aaliyah). 2. Weren't you just doing gospel plays?!?!?! My how quickly the tide turns when the money gets low...not throwing stones just saying. And last but not least why didn't y'all shine ya bodies up real good with some let me tell ya something this gel right here is liquid body crack if you want to shine and have lasting sheen plus healing moisture for your skin invest in it! It smells good, it looks good, so it must be good for you! I digress I wasn't really paying attention to the song I was way into the visuals so someone tell me if the song is decent. I promise this is the last thing but why he got that smedium sweater on knowing that his broad shoulders is way to muscle bond for that little cooley high joint he got on all buttoned up. Your wardrobe people did you dirty see if you had called me you would have been greased up shining real good, smelling good, feeling good, lol...okay that's enough but you get the point.

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