THE DEBUT OF BOOTY PIMPLE D, AKA CHIPPY D, AKA M. LET THE FISHBURN

Disclaimer: IF you are offended by porn then skip the video at the bottom of this post, you have been warned.

So every blue-moon comes along a story about a celeb-whore-t or their offspring that just makes me say "ummm what was going on in your house?" Now I know there are plenty porn stars walking around that just happen to have tragic upbringings that led them to a life of porn and then there are those who said, shit I like sex, I can twerk it half decent let me go get my porn star on and to each his own if that's how you choose to make a living so be it at least you not just giving it away but then there are the Chippy D's who say I'm okay looking and I got a half decent shape and since I have a famous last name let me go get this money and twerk for the camera and whore my name out and shame my family in the process. I would think that the porn route would be a last ditch effort for anyone but in today's society taking your clothes off and then telling the whole world you did it is a sure money maker, so naked is the new PR move.

However there are a lot of things in the porn industry that go on that are not for the faint of heart (rampant infections, disease outbreaks, not to mention the totally wrecked vagina walls, and collapsed anal cavities) but that's a no-brainer (no fluffer). One of the things that I know for me in light of Montana Fishburn A.K.A. Chippy D's venture into porn is that her dad really seems like a stand up kind of guy. Now I don't know the Fishburn's personally but I did grow up watching Laurence Fishburn in all my favorite movies and again like I said I don't know the Fishburn's but damn before his daughter went out like that she could have came to her dad and been like, "hey pops, I want to be famous what route do you think I should take, or can you help a sista out?"

But I suspect that when the child support for Montana stopped at age 18 she got to looking around like, "oh shit I don't have a life plan, and my lifestyle is in danger and the checks from daddy have stopped what do I do? Then she said I know I can do PORN! If the whoredashian's can make a living off a wack sex tape shot with someones brother then I can surely peddle ass literally." I guess porn was a better option than working at a burger king. However since she is 18 or 19 she is legally able to do what she wants with her body and if she wants to toot it up for the world to see then hey make your money girl but...listen Chippy D those butt pimples or disease that you have on your hind parts you might want to consult a doctor about that and possibly get you a cream or a type of pill to clear that up its a real mood killer to see a butt full of just nasty bumps and butt acne, it makes me instantly think of herpes but I digress.  I will be including the 10 minute preview clip for the brave of heart, the curious, and the people who like to see car crashes on the freeway and insist on looking for bodies on the ground as they drive by slowly.

I haven't watched all 10 minutes of it when she turned around and I saw the butt pimples/acne/herpes I immediately turned it off and came to write this post so again I don't know what all is on this preview so enjoy.




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PENIS ON PARADE

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PRETTY ICKY PRESENTS RED PANTIE FUCKERY

So if you haven't heard about the pretty (r)icky debacle then you must live under a damn rock. When I got the link several times on twitter twitted to me I went to my happy place and my ovaries shut down and I just really had to go inside myself and shut it on down mentally and try and regroup. Too much fuckery causes my brain to overload and just shut down on itself. I watched the first time in utter disbelief I couldn't believe how horribly gay the video was I don't have beef with the gay community my whole thing is don't be perpetrating like you straight though is all I'm saying. Especially when you in some damn boy band that caters to girls. I mean this whole video is just a hot mess all the way through.

From the gold teeth that probably make his breath smell like mr. ed's old ass, to the red panties he got from vicky secrets, I mean then that whole dance he did with his little bird chest stuck out, and did he get pec implants? Someone please come get me and spirit me away to the most high I no longer think I can voluntarily live with all this that is celeb-whore-t'ing. Someone has to draw a line in the sand and I am doing it now right-damn-now. Pretty icky your group is the debil may you never ever ever sell another damn album in life you should be shame of yourself and for causing my ovaries to close up may them little pantie draws you were wearing draw up in the crack of your ass and get wegded there forever until they cut them off your ass!

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HITTING IT OR MISSING IT; WHAT IS YOUR SEX GAME LIKE?

So this delicious piece of thug ass candy was brought to you by the good folks at BOSSIP what say you ladies and gents would you let this tasty morsel of thug booty popping action get in between your sugah walls this valentines day? I mean...he got that good chinchilla fur and everything. He probably thinks he is being freaky for his women man... the sad fact is that I know men who push the envelope sexually and then say its because they are willing to do whatever it takes to please their significant others even if that means getting dicked down by a strap-on I understand that sex has a learning curve and it is supposed to be something awesome for two committed people to indulge in but is it just me or are y'all taking this shit a little too far?!?!?

1. What wouldn't/would you do sexually for your mate?
2. What is or isn't out of your limits when it comes to sex?
3. Do you feel like in order to show your true freaky side do you have to be deeply committed to the person?
4. Do you use your best tricks on a beat and skeet?
5. Do you always bring your A game when it comes to having sex?

My theory is that the longer I live the freakier sex gets like you can't just do plain ole missionary now a days it has to be freaky with a side of outlandish. You have to be able to strip and shit, ride a dick, make your ass clap like a video chick and know how to pussy pop on a handstand all that and don't forget you have to suck a mean dick as well...Le-sigh plus you have to be girl 6 on the computer, and or phone. I mean in theory I like sex but in actually though...all my sexual experience has shown me that sex is overrated or I have just been having pretty wack sex thus invoking the whole hiatus from sex. I swore to myself that the next time I had sex it will be great or someones getting stabbed! I refuse to have anymore horrible weak ass sexual experiences if the dude is not bringing the thunder then all kinds of hell is going to break loose! Of course I know that sex is a two effort sort of deal like a team sport but I can only give as good as I get...
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JINA'S LESSON PART ONE

What you have been waiting for so patiently is finally here, my end of the year nasty,naughty,raunchy post. If you are of the sort that can't handle a little bit of erotica then by all means skip these next two post because you will be highly offended. It's longer than a normal post so it will be in two parts, please leave comments and feedback.

PART ONE:



He had been watching her for quite some time. He had observed a lot about her from the way she carried herself, walked, talked and even by the company she kept. He could see that she was very self conscience and it showed in her constant state of smoothing her clothes down, and patting her hair to make sure it was still in place, to the way she carefully and meticulously made sure that her make up was understated and not to bold or daring. She was a mousy type of women one who was all too happy to fade into the walls and not be seen. He thought it was rather a pity she wasn’t what the world would consider pretty for she was as plain Jane ordinary as they came but he could tell there was more to her than what met the eye. He was an expert on women and he had known many like her he knew her type well. It was his job to bring out the freak in her, he was the man husbands, boyfriends and in her case fiancés hired to tap into their women’s inner freak and unleash it. He had no official title just credentials his business was one of those businesses that were a necessary evil. The men that employed him were simply lazy men and his business thrived on them being lazy. The sort of men that hired him were men who more times than not had mistress’ and due to some sort of mishap on the men’s part now had to part with their mistresses but they didn’t want to part with the freaky aspect of their mistresses so these men sought him out and paid dearly for his services for he was an expert at what he did. In simple terms he was able to tap into any woman’s freaky nature and pull it out of her making her the sort of women these men wanted. A freak in the bedroom a lady in the streets, he hadn’t met a woman yet that was immune to his practices. He had even taken ladies that hated sex ladies who had no sexual nature at all and tapped into their inner freak he had given them back their carnal nature. The ladies would always be more grateful then their men for they truly would understood their sexual nature better, how to tap into it and how to rule with it if they so choose after his lessons were finished. Many of his clients had gone on to lead happy lives and some had become casualties of divorce. What the men seemed to never understand the ones that met with the fate of divorce were the simple fact that if you can’t please your woman and you aren’t going to even try then you will lose in the end. Many of the divorced men had to find this out the hard way. Thank goodness he always had an iron clad contract on his side. He was no fool he knew that many of the men he dealt with could double cross him at any time that’s why he always kept a small insurance policy insuring him from the men changing their mind or coming after him after the fact. He was a consummate business man and he had done everything he had always said he would do, he was a man of his word.

He now turned his attention back to the woman he was watching, she was on her lunch break he knew were she was going and what she would have she was very routine in her activities, a boring creature of habit she was. He smiled because soon he knew she would be so much more and he for one would be glad to see it. He had already set his plan in motion, looking at his watch he timed it to the second, at precisely 12:30 she would exit the restaurant and be on her way to a hotel where her life would be forever changed.

Jina Jordan was 29, the youngest investment banker at her investment firm and engaged to the man of her dreams. But deep down she was unhappy she was searching for something more but she didn’t know what, as she took her lunch break she was deep in thought. She was at her favorite lunch spot about to order her usual when the waitress gave her a card with her name on it. Jina didn’t think anything of it many of her colleagues and her fiancé knew she dined here on Thursday’s it was her routine she drew comfort from it she liked order. Jina opened the note and read what was inside and she immediately started shaking, snatching her purse up and running outside she saw a taxi idling at the curb this was her lucky day. She hurried in the back of the car and she told the driver to take her to the Lamont Hotel. Frantically Jina tried her fiancés phone and it kept going to voicemail, she then tried texting him. Jina was near tears, she looked at the note again it said:

If you want to marry your fiancé or ever see him again then you will immediately proceed to the Lamont Hotel and tell no one or your fiancé will be dealt with.

Jina called her fiancés job and it just rang and then his voicemail picked up, she tried all of his friends and she couldn’t reach anyone. She couldn’t imagine what was going on she was on the verge of breaking down. She hurriedly paid the driver and rushed into the lobby, as soon as she entered she heard the concierge call her by her last name,

“Ms. Jordan there is a phone call for you.” On shaky legs Jina proceeded to the phone and she picked it up off of its receiver. “hello.” She said breathlessly, on the other end of the phone a deep baritone answered her

“Ms. Jordon, if you wish to see your fiancé again you will follow my instructions to the letter, if not simply turn and walk back out the way you came. Do not ask me any questions all I want from you is either your full cooperation or if you choose to leave a goodbye.”

Jina thought for a split second and she said, “I’ll cooperate.” “Good” the voice said “then proceed to the bank of elevators on the left side and come to room 503 East tower.” Then the line went dead. Jina did as she was instructed, she got off the elevator and searched out room 503, and she stood there unsure of what she should do. She was scared, nervous and truthfully a little bit excited at what might be on the other side of the door. She hoped it was just her fiancé playing a trick on her, but she was anxious to find out all the same.

Jina put out her hand to knock but the door opened on its own accord she couldn’t see inside of the room it was pitch black but she stepped inside the door any way. Before her eyes could adjust to the dark she was blindfolded from behind and each of her arms were grabbed then she heard the voice.



“Ms. Jordan I am glad you could make it today your fiancé has arraigned for you to have some lessons, I will be your task master you are to engage in whatever I tell you too. There will be no questions on your part, your job is to be led where I see fit is that understood Ms. Jordan?”

Jina was terrified she didn’t know what the hell was going on but she wanted out and she wanted out now. “Look whatever your name is I don’t know what kind of lessons my fiancé paid you for but I don’t want any lessons and I want you to unhand me and let me go or you will pay dearly!” There was silence then she heard a voice speaking as if on audio the voice was that of her fiancés.

“Don’t get me wrong I love Jina dearly she is a sweet woman but she is so boring all she wants to ever let me do is missionary and the very thought of oral sex makes her freak out, I brought it up once and you would have thought I insulted her mother she got so offended she won’t even let me perform it on her. If you can’t loosen her up then I will have no choice but to break off our engagement as much as it pains me to but I am a man of certain needs and she just doesn’t meet those.”

Jina’s body stiffened and then sagged she loved her fiancé with all her heart and she wanted to please him, because she knew her fiancé was a man who was very rational for him to have resorted to these extreme measures he must have been very disappointed in her lovemaking skills and that hurt Jina to her soul. Jina felt like a fool, she was embarrassed and angry. She didn’t want to be forced into anything she was a strong woman she was independent and made good money how dare her fiancé think he could strong arm her into doing what he liked sexually. Then Jina thought about it she would show her fiancé since he had went to this great of a length to prove his point she would be up for the challenge, fuck it she had everything to lose so she had no choice but to go through with the proceedings.

“I see you have conceded defeat my dear, don’t feel ashamed many have walked in your shoes before. You will be a better woman for it I promise.”

Jina didn’t say anything she just nodded her head. “Shall we start my dear?” Jina nodded her head again, “very well my dear.”


Jina felt hands undressing her slowly she started to tremble were these people perverted freaks what were they going to do to her? She was nervous, scared and still just a little excited. After every stitch of her clothing was removed Jina was guided to what she assumed was the bed but she was wrong she was lead into a bathroom and put in a bath tub with warm water and bubble bath it smelled delicious and sexy a scent she had never smelt before, still blindfolded she was washed with a soft sponge ever inch of her was attended too her body started to relax on its own accord. Whoever was washing her was an expert in teasing touch it felt as if each of her erogenous zones were specifically teased with the sponge causing her skin to prickle and the hairs on her body to stand on end.



Her body was responding on its own accord Jina wanted to touch herself and blushed just thinking about it, here she was in the midst of strangers with who knew what was in store and she was getting turned on and agreeing to go through with whatever they had in store for her she figured she must be suffering from a mental break down on her own part. She had finally snapped she thought, just as she was about to talk herself in to leaving she felt a tongue in her ear, and then a kiss on her neck, in the spot that always got her hot Jina’s back arched and she gasped. Then she felt another set of lips on the other side of her neck, licking her gently and with urgency Jina’s breath started to get shallow. Her body was responding and she felt the fire of need in the pit of her stomach. Two hands were on her breast now playing with her nipples pinching them just hard enough to hurt with pleasure Read more...

JINA'S LESSON PART TWO

PART TWO:

one set of lips left her neck and begin to suck her right nipple lick, lick, suck, again gentle pressure this time with teeth firm enough to hurt and feel so good at the same time, Jina struggled not to moan, but she couldn’t help herself, one escaped her lips and she begin to squirm her body was on fire she was then lifted out of the bathtub and towel dried off. Still blindfolded Jina was led into what she assumed was the bedroom but she smelt and heard a fire place crackling. She was guided to walk unto what she felt like was fur under her feet, she was made to kneel into the thick pile of fur and then she was guided to lie down on the fur nearest the fire, she could feel the fire on her skin and it felt good. Her arms were put in handcuffs and lifted above her head she felt the steel cold of them brush her flesh and then worry began to creep back into her mind. But all thought flew out of her head as soon as she felt two hands begin to massage her flesh with what smelled like coco butter oil, every inch of her was oiled from neck to her feet. Jina’s body was on fire with desire she had never been so aroused in her whole sexual history put together. Jina felt two hands gently parting her legs and then she felt a finger brush her clit and her back arched of its own accord. Jina was wet she was wetter than she had ever been before. The first finger was joined by another finger and the fingers stroked her using circles and then long strokes she was panting with ecstasy Jina trust her pelvis to meet each stroke of the fingers touching her, then a finger was inserted into her vagina and it went deep and searched out her G-spot while the other finger proceeded to stroke her clit teasing her by doing slow circles prolonging the inevitable Jina was in arousal heaven she had never had a partner even the most considerate treat her body in such a manner. The finger in her vagina struck gold it touched her G-spot and Jina arched her body so high off the ground she felt like she was about to take off, the finger on the clit and g-spot worked together and brought Jina to orgasm she shook and trembled and came so hard she temporarily blacked out.

Jina didn’t know how long she had been out she didn’t even care her body felt different like she had had an out of body experience. Jina didn’t know if she was still handcuffed a tug of her hands showed her she still was and she was still blindfolded she didn’t know what they had in store for her now but she was more than ready for it. Jina sensed someone hovering over her and then she felt an ice cube on her nipple and then a warm tongue licking where the ice had just left then a suck with that gentle hurtful tug, this was repeated on both nipples until Jina was dripping wet again. Again her legs were parted and then she felt a light brush on her clit, then she heard a licking sound at the same time she felt the lick between her legs how delicious it felt. Her nipples were standing at a hard rigid attention so hard they could have cut glass. Her lower half was lifted off the ground and her legs were set on what she assumed were shoulders and she was ate out like she was a fine dish the mouth that was doing the oral pleasures was extraordinary it licked sucked twisted twirled even hummed and all Jina could do was breath hard and enjoy every lick, then she felt a finger get inserted into her vagina again the finger plus the tongue made Jina come as hard as before this time she felt her vagina squirt, she had never in her life done that thinking it was a cheap porn trick used to sell movies but she squirted all the same. Whoever was the oral pleaser got a face full and she didn’t even care normally she would have been embarrassed but that was the old her now she was the new improved Jina.



Jina’s lower half was lowered back down to the ground and she was cleaned up gently Jina felt deliciously dirty her body was craving more and she wanted to oblige it. She begin to squirm feeling for the first time the fur rug tickling her back, just as she was about to start speaking Jina heard a buzzing sound then she felt it on her clit, it didn’t take her long to cum again but the person didn’t stop after she came the instrument was kept on her and Jina just kept coming she didn’t even know she could come so much, she was enjoying herself as long as the buzzing kept on the more she came, finally the batteries ran down Jina was spent she didn’t think she could cum anymore. Her hands were unbound and lowered and then the handcuffs were put back on she was pulled up and walked over to a bed which she felt and heard when the sheets where pulled back Jina was picked up effortlessly and then put in the bed she lay back on soft sheets that smelled like lavender the bed was fluffy and soft. Jina closed her eyes and sank into a deep intense sleep.



Jina woke to being fucked her legs were wrapped around a waist and she could feel the biggest fattest dick she had ever had inside of her and it felt good he was drilling her hard and deep and she liked it. She was pushing all of her body into his she felt dirty and whorish and that turned her on even more. Her legs were unwrapped from around her partner’s waist and she was flipped over unto her stomach and he shoved his dick in her deep he grabbed her by her shoulders and pushed all the way inside her until he was buried inside Jina completely. She could feel the dick deep in her ribs the pleasure was intense she locked her legs around him backwards and proceeded to fuck him like she had never fucked before.



He squeezed her nipples and it drove her crazy he pounded into her and she wanted more he licked her back and then he smacked her on her ass hard enough to sting Jina started to feel herself about to cum again and her unknown partner must have been nearing his peak also because he begin to slow down which made Jina speed up. Then her partner withdrew his dick making Jina growl with anger. She needed to cum still being blindfolded and handcuffed made things worst Jina attempted to snatch off her blindfold when she was lifted off the bed clean into the air and then she was sat on her unknown partner’s stiff hard dick reverse cowgirl style. Jina groaned with delight and begin to move in her own rhythm her partner was back deep inside her filling her up like she had never been filled before she was acting like a brazen whore and she liked it. The excitement of being in control of her own movements as well as the hands playing with her nipples in the delicious hard but good way was turning Jina out so much so that she wanted to be talked dirty to, and she demanded it. “Talk dirty to me.” A voice that sounded vaguely familiar called her a whore, a slut, told her she was worst than a porn star, called her a dirty girl and the one thing that made Jina pump even harder on the strangers dick was when he said “I bet I’m writing my name on the inside of that pussy ain’t I girl! Tell me how much you like this dick, tell me you want me to fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before, tell me you like how this dick feels in that pussy, tell me bitch!” Jina moaned loudly and replied, “I love this dick, don’t stop, please don’t stop” she loved it she felt empowered she felt like she was finally free sexually for once. All of her polite upbringing had flown out the window and she had tapped into her inner sex kitten and her sex kitten was a bad bitch no correction her inner sex kitten was a vivacious whore who was now addicted to Cumming.





Jina came hard so hard in fact it knocked the wind temporarily out of her, as the waves of orgasms crashed in on her and then begin to subside Jina finally came back to her situation and surroundings, had she just cheated on her fiancé with some big dicked stranger, was this what her fiancé had had in mind when he chose this recourse for her did he know, would he find out? Was this his way of getting out of the engagement with her? Jina was confused and starting to really feel like a real whore, when the handcuffs were taken off and then her blindfold was removed and she was gently sat on the bed next to the big dicked stranger she had just finished fucking. Jina was scared to look over at the stranger because she was scared of what she would discover but she did it anyway and got the shock of her life it was her fiancé looking back at her. Jina was confused the sex with her fiancé had never been this intense and this good, a million questions raced through Jina’s mind. Jina’s fiancé could see she had a million questions so he got out the bed with is dick swinging by the fire light Jina could see just what he was working with and it amazed her she had had no idea all this time that her man was packing serious heat, and it made her feel ashamed all this time she had professed to love her man but she hadn’t even paid that much attention to his anatomy. Now that she thought about it she had fought her man on every aspect of their sexual relationship until it had become an issue which had made it so unenjoyable for both of them. Jina felt stupid, she had been missing out on the best of what her man had to offer all because she hadn’t wanted to give up any of her power in the relationship. Jina watched as her fiancé proceeded to play a tape of everything that had been done to her from the time she walked in the door up until now. Her fiancé had been her main partner the whole time and she hadn’t even known it. She felt like she had been deceived but she quickly got over it her body still tingled from her sex lessons and now that she knew what she was capable of she didn’t want to stop. Anxiously her fiancé watched her from across the room so Jina quickly pretended to have an attitude and when her fiancé saw her face his fell he rushed over to Jina and started trying to explain why he did it and Jina saw that he was sincere and she knew it wasn’t all his fault that had caused his to finally seek out drastic measures as her fiancé tried to explain his actions Jina’s attention drifted down the length of his body and her gaze rested on his penis that was still semi erect. What a beautiful penis Jina thought as she continued to stare at how smooth long thick and strong her fiancés Mandingo warrior dick was. All this time I have been missing out on all this she thought, what a fool I was she thought so Jena slowly sank to her knees and engulfed her mans penis in her mouth she took as much of it in as she could and she begin to pleasure him and the more he groaned and enjoyed it the more she did too. She wanted to please her man, and bring him as much pleasure as he had brought her Jina swirled her tongue around her mans shaft and then sucked the head like it was her favorite flavored lollipop tasting her juices on him mixed with his pre-cum was like tasting a sweet elixir is this what she had been missing out on all along? Jina felt cheated and tried to make up for lost time with her mouth, her man moaned and then she deep throated him again. She was happy to please her man, he was worth it.



Jina had learned her lesson well, and she and her fiancé even moved the wedding up preferring to have a small intimate ceremony and then an extended honeymoon at one of the beautiful islands with white sand and blue water. Jina was happy she was still a lady in the streets but she had learned to let out her private freak in the bedroom and her fiancé now husband was all the happier for it and so was Jina for that matter.



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AVANT I CAN READ YO MIND I KNOW WHAT YOU THINKING!

A couple things about this video that I just had to post...1. First let me get my Johnny gill on and say My My My you shole look good tonight(in that there video) you have been hitting the gym extra hard woo goodness Ya bodies calling distant lover...wait sorry was channeling R. Kelly for a hot second of that was B.P (before pee) but not B.A.(before Aaliyah). 2. Weren't you just doing gospel plays?!?!?! My how quickly the tide turns when the money gets low...not throwing stones just saying. And last but not least why didn't y'all shine ya bodies up real good with some let me tell ya something this gel right here is liquid body crack if you want to shine and have lasting sheen plus healing moisture for your skin invest in it! It smells good, it looks good, so it must be good for you! I digress I wasn't really paying attention to the song I was way into the visuals so someone tell me if the song is decent. I promise this is the last thing but why he got that smedium sweater on knowing that his broad shoulders is way to muscle bond for that little cooley high joint he got on all buttoned up. Your wardrobe people did you dirty see if you had called me you would have been greased up shining real good, smelling good, feeling good, lol...okay that's enough but you get the point.

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