Showing posts with label HOE THIS DON'T MAKE THE GRADE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HOE THIS DON'T MAKE THE GRADE. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

KANYE YOU'RE A C.U.N.ext.T.uesday






I'm sure if you are living on planet earth you have heard about the Kanye debacle, if not good for you stay away from celeb-whore-t's they are bad people but I posted the aforementioned video anyway for a point of reference. Ever since Kanye lost his mom he has been on this emotional unbalanced roller coaster and he has just keeps lashing out. I know that it is difficult to lose a parent especially when that parent is extra close to you but drinking, having sex, working nonstop, and saying and doing fucked up things will not bring him closure, give him peace nor bring his beloved mother back.

Kanye is a very flawed man and if he keeps going the way he is going he is either going to die young, or go out Michale Jackson style. There is no one in these celeb-whore-t's lives that say's hey pull it together fucktard you're spinning out of control. Because of the money and fame these people get to do and act however they want, they commit crimes they get slapped on the wrist. They do classless and crass things the whole world clutches its pearls and still embraces these buffoons and clowns shit is awful. I wish I had enough money to be an asshole and treat people like shit all the time and get away with it oh wait don't I already do that?

I used to be a Kanye supporter but now I think I will have to add him to my list of people that I just give no attention to if we stop rewarding these attention whores with attention then they will have no choice but to go away. Being famous is like any other drug and I for one am so tired of these assholes getting high on their own hype shit needs to stop. Read more...

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

BASIC BITCH SYNDROME: CHECK YOUR SYMPTOMS


I knew that I could trust MEDIA TAKE OUTto have a picture of a basic bitch.


So I was inspired by an often used phrase on twitter known as basic bitch syndrome to write this post. Now a lot of you might not know that you have basic bitch syndrome, some of you are operating under the premises that what you are doing is considered hot and cute. Which results in the skewed perception that all women act like this which causes men whom are already creatures that are lacking some sort of emotional intelligence and moral compass thanks to the loose times that we live in, to believe that all women therefore will do the same things and fall for the same nonsense that basic bitches fall for and do. So I thought I would help my sistas out and let you know some of the Basic bitch syndrome things you should be looking out for!

I know that I maybe stepping on some toes but I do it out of love, love for my people and love for the sistahood. Cause if I didn't love y'all I would just exploit you like everyone else and talk dirty about you behind your back. We all fall short but if you stay repeating the same behavior patterns then yes you have got basic bitch syndrome.

10. If you are taking half naked pictures, with bullshit on your floor like dirty clothes, trash, panties with the dirty crotches turned up, dirty ass bed sheets and that shit is literally piled up around your and you are standing in the midst of it proudly oblivious to it and in some kind of pose you are guilty of being a filthy gutter butt basic bitch!

9. If you take a picture of yourself in a spread eagle pose, with your ass in the air, with your titties out or exposing any type of body part and your child is in the background sucking on a bottle in a pissy diaper, or just plain standing their watching their momma be a trick for the camera then yes boo you would be a basic bitch.

8. If you have to resort to espousing about your sexual exploits for attention, making sexual promises with men you barely know on any type of social network, and then private message said fellas with explicit pics and y'all not even on that type of level you did it cause he got a benz, a rolex, or he in the music industry and you trying to get put on then yes you too would be considered a basic bitch.

7. If you and your homegirls go to the club and take club pictures where your ass is hanging out, your titties is out, and you got your thong showing, or you have on a lace catsuit with no type of undergarments or shields on under it then yes you too probably are guilty you and your whole crew of being basic bitches.

6. If you spend your whole check on a club outfit, new payless shoes, a burgundy weave and some new acrylic nails but have to beg, borrow, or steal so your baby can have pampers and food until you get your welfare check you'se a basic ass bitch.

5. If ever you busted, shot out, keyed up, kicked in another woman's windows because she was sleeping with your man and you warned her by calling her 7 times on all the numbers you could find for her out your man's pocket instead of going after the real guilty party your man then yes your definitely a basic bitch.

4. If you spend all your time searching for the man you think is your baby's daddy cause you counted up the days between your last period and when you got pregnant and he was the last dick you remember being on so you pin it on him but he steadily denying it and you afraid to get the D.A. involved because you could be wrong...you might want to check your hoe card cause you might have basic bitch or could have had basic bitch syndrome at one time

3. If you stay cursing out, mad at and bitter because your baby daddy married another one of his women/side chicks/ baby mommas that he had before you and you think you loss out on the prize even though he in the rears for back child support and he refuses to get a job but he stay super "creative" cause he in the "entertainment industry" and he have all the latest tools to be a super producer and he stay trying to make a deal with you concerning child support so you won't turn him in because for years you bought into his bullshit and let him mind fuck you into thinking that he was going to be with you and you ate that shit up now you all pissed off with angry black woman syndrome. You might be guilty of basic bitch syndrome

2. If have any type of pictures with your pussy, ass, titties, or dicks in all your holes and you aren't a porn star but you post all of these types of pictures on every social networking site you are on with regular updated pictures with you in different sexual poses and you even specifically send said pictures out to celeb-whore-t's to look on said social networks telling them you would fuck them in a heartbeat and what your specialties are and how you get down then you a basic type nasty slut bitch. If you want to hoe then be an honest hoe set your prices upfront and let these dudes know what time it is shrugs beats fucking for free.

1. If all your kids have different daddies, different complexions, different hair textures, different last names and every dude you make your "man" you let skeet in your and you carry his child even though you already have multiple kids by other men and you not finished yet, and you never been married ain't even got a promise ring you must likely a low self esteem basic ass bitch who should invest in birth control and a hobby besides mattress testing. Read more...

Monday, August 03, 2009

THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGERS MONEY INDEED!

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Dear Mothers and Fathers please don't let your babies grow up to be "soulja boy shouldn't have been here" Reason 3000 that I think Soulja boy stupid should have never been allowed to make the most ridiculous music known to man.



Ya know I'm sure someone in the hood who is barely making it is sitting there looking like "Man I wanna be that Nigga. He so hard man he doing it up big how can I be like him one day?" This is the shit right here that just makes me ponder the way of the world. How does the same world we live in produce people like Michelle Obama and then Soulja boy. It just boggles the mind it really does. If he would just do something great with him money like go to school, or start a music program for underprivilege kids in his neighborhood, or perhaps buy a sista like me a prius fully loaded instead of just tricking his money off in coontastic proportions. If I had his money I would invest it, save it, stack it, and invest in myself instead of buying shit that is ridiculous and depreciates and just doesn't even matter.

40 years from now when he is an old man and he is in a retirement home sitting in pissy diapers with a rash on his ass I hope he will think about all the money he wasted in his youth. Many African-American's don't ever get a chance to see the breadth of money this young boy is just pissing away in their lifetimes its offensive and yep I'm hating. The shit is obscene and just flagrantly wrong now I see why folks would just run up in his house and jack him for what he had on hand. He practically makes you want to pistol whip his ass just for the fun of it. I don't know where this child's handlers are but I bet they laughing their asses off as he spends his ring tone money away while they count their stacks and put them in a bank because they know better. Or maybe he is on that never-never-land kick just surrounding his ass with yes men who will let him do anything he wants because that's what they get paid to do.

Sadness every time a black person in the media does something tacky and just fucking retarded thus by tainting all of with their coonery an angel get's killed and Satan scores one for his team. Someone tell Soulja boy stupid that tricking off money even if you got it is still TRICKING! Read more...

Thursday, July 30, 2009

BIRTHDAY SEX PART DEUX FEMALE VERSION

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OKAY WTF why would they give this girl this song to fail on? No,explain it to me real slow. I'll wait.


Umk look the first video didn't blow my socks off now you gave it to a chick and while her voice sounds alright the video part deux just doesn't do it for me either. First girly didn't even get a dope house she got some ole regular type shit a damn townhouse, and its still got shit all around from her real birthday party!!! Then the dude in the video is extra regular looking and a bit on the "is he a child molester" type steez because I'm hoping that the chick singing this song is safely way over the age of 21 if not Houston we got a problem!

Then they walk upstairs into the bedroom and he take out his pocket a damn lighter! A lighter my nig from the corner store where you bought your 40oz from? Le-sigh then they lay her in the middle of the bed and light all these candles around her if one of them had of dropped on the spread and it went up like a damn cheap wig that would have made the video 10 times better.

Look I understand that the budgets for videos are next to nil these days especially if you aren't already an established artist but this shit that y'all are making is a waste of damn time and energy send me the budget hell we can get it cracking in my damn room and shit and I guarantee that video will be fiyah!

Other wise the whole video department at def jam needs to be fired ASAP!
Watch the video if you must but be prepared to be underwhelmed.

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