A LITTLE QUIZ BIZ

Since I give you nothing but raw food for thought most days I decided I would give you some feel good gooey starchy comfort food with a little get to know you quiz, courtesy of Odeezy aka closet freak from over at GIMMIE THE GOODIES

*Birthplace: INGLEWATTS
*Right Handed or Left Handed:RIGHT
*Who was your kindergarten teacher? Iont recall
*What is your favorite type of ice cream?:BEN AND JERRY'S
*Ever been Drunk:HELL TO DA YES, I DO NOT LIKE THAT NUCCA EARL
*Number of Piercings:2
*Basketball Or Football:BASKETBALL
*What album are you ashamed to have?:THAT HARLEM WORLD CD, DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN 2 IT BUT ONCE (HANGS HEAD IN SHAME)
*What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?:WHAT IN DA HELL Y'ALL SMOKING ON, Y'ALL SEE LITTLE GREEN MEN IN Y'ALL HOODS?
*Would you rather get raped by Micheal Jackson or Elton John?:EWWWW CAN I TAKE NEITHER FOR 100 PLEASE
*Hugs or Kisses?:KISSES
*Name 4 things you always have with you:ID CASE, KEYS, SENSE, SOUND MIND
*Favorite Perfume/Cologne:ANYTHING ESCADA
*Who did let the dogs out? :JOE MOMMA LOL
*Have you ever been in a physical fight? How Many?:Yep WAY 2 MANY 2 COUNT
*Can you Whistle?: Yep
*What is your weapon of choice? Words,AND KNIVES OR A BOX CUTTER IN A PINCH
*Who was the last person who got really angry at you? PROBABLY A LITTLE BROTHER
*What is your pet peeve?WHEN NASTY MOFO'S BLOW THEIR NOSE AT THE TABLE WITH THEIR NAPKIN, SHIT IS JUST GROSS!
*Weirdest Dream...: CAN'T RECALL
*Favorite Villain...: ANY ONE THAT WAS BAD AND GOT AWAY
*Guys in pink are...SENSITIVE THUGS
*Have you ever fallen up the stairs? Hell yeah
*You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?KICK EM WHILE THEY LYING THERE AND PROBABLY SPIT ON EM (DON'T JUDGE ME I'M WORKING ON MYSELF LOL)
*Join the Military or the Mob? Mob
*Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? DON'T ASK DON'T TELL
*Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? BRING IT ON BABY AND THEN I'M TAKING MY MONEY AND MYSELF TO A REMOTE ISLAND
*What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?NAPPING EVEN WHEN YOU NOT TIRED, AND THAT SNACK TIME CAME AFTER.
*If you could punch one person who would it be?DAMN JUST ONE SWSNBN JUST RIGHT TO THE DOME
*What is the worst injury you ever had? HAVEN'T HAD ANY
*Has a rumor ever been spread about you?PROBABLY BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN

***What would you do if?****

*Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you? DAMN EUGENE BYRD I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE YOUR EARLY FAMILY MOVIES, LETS MAKE THIS THING OFFICIAL
*Someone cut off a chunk of your hair?TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF AND DYE IT A DIFFERENT COLOR
*You found 10 dollars on the ground?HEAD STRAIGHT TO THE WALMART
*A random stranger offered you candy?IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? IS IT CHOCOLATE?
*A genie granted you one wish?RICH, BEAUTIFUL, AND POWERFUL