Happy new year and all that jazz unless you have been in a coma (in which case welcome back) or you partied your face off and you are just now realizing that you did indeed make it into the new year we need to have an agreement. We the people all the people need to make 2012 the year of the TRUTH and nothing but the truth. In other words all that lying, alibiing, slip sliding, and bullshit you were doing years before it should now come to an end. Why would you still need to lie with the internet at your fingers, background checks, camera phones, video phones, etc. If you gonna do some shit then you need to own up to that shit, keep your intentions and motives either pure or just be 100% about the kind of janky ass person you are. Because in reality everyone has already seen how you act and basically we peeped your character from the door and we really just play along with you because you are a nonmothafucking factor and you don't effect us in any, way, shape, or form but I am going to need people to keep it real with themselves and others this year and all years after. You have to understand that the truth will always come to light no matter how long it takes the truth will be found out eventually. I'm just saying cut out all the time wasting and just go ahead and be upfront with your character stop play acting this is not Broadway and you won't be getting a Tony for your stellar lies, what you will get is a strong side eye and plenty of shade and snicker behind your back plus some eye rolling and you most likely will not be invited to any going on's in other words you will be excluded on purpose.
So fellas you know what that means if you just about getting pussy and being a all around whore and you really don't have the settle down and be faithful gene then go ahead and let all the women you dealing with know that you are just a walking penis and you are going to be sticking it in any wet hole from here on out. That will alleviate all the stress of women keeping tabs on you, that will alleviate all the stress of women expecting anything from you and it will alleviate all the stress of some woman thinking she is the only one also it should keep the rates of STI's and disease and "accidental" pregnancy down and you should invest your money in a condom company. Take this moment to free yourself and stop lying about your intentions keep it all the way funky and real.
Ladies this year get your house in order stop telling yourselves the same old lies you can love him enough to change him, if you play the down ass chick and put in the years, the blood, sweat and tears he will get right and marry you, that doesn't always happen and if he does decide to marry you its because he got tired of your mouth and to shut you up he gave you his last name but you still will most likely end up in divorce court because deep down he liked the status quo the playing house with no real commitment and having that ceremony has now pissed him off and made him resent you. Know your self worth know what you are getting into go into a situation with your eyes open. YOU CAN NOT CHANGE A MAN or love him enough to change him biggest lie you could ever tell yourself. People don't change unless they want to. A man nor woman won't change no matter how hard you love them UNLESS they change themselves and most mofos are too selfish to change because we are all creatures of habit. Stop getting stuck in the same trick bag over and over again. This is not reality tv they will not write you a check for your drama and frankly no one wants to hear about you and slew foot this year and how he still not right get a gripe or forever hold your peace.
Last but not least teach your children honesty if they see you lying all the time they will naturally pick that same habit up and then you will wonder why little Susan is now lying about who ate the cookies. Kids learn by watching their parents you mold your child not by words but by your actions keep that in mind the next time you tell your child a little white lie of convenience.
Last but not least stop taking your life cues from dumb ass celeb-whore-t's they do what they do strictly for entertainment value they aren't real people their whole movement is fake. These shouldn't be your role models people read more books this year.