So this delicious piece of thug ass candy was brought to you by the good folks at BOSSIP what say you ladies and gents would you let this tasty morsel of thug booty popping action get in between your sugah walls this valentines day? I mean...he got that good chinchilla fur and everything. He probably thinks he is being freaky for his women
- What wouldn't/would you do sexually for your mate?
- What is or isn't out of your limits when it comes to sex?
- Do you feel like in order to show your true freaky side do you have to be deeply committed to the person?
- Do you use your best tricks on a beat and skeet?
- Do you always bring your A game when it comes to having sex?
My theory is that the longer I live the freakier sex gets like you can't just do plain ole missionary now a days it has to be freaky with a side of outlandish. You have to be able to strip and shit, ride a dick, make your ass clap like a video chick and know how to pussy pop on a handstand all that and don't forget you have to suck a mean dick as well...Le-sigh plus you have to be girl 6 on the computer, and or phone. I mean in theory I like sex but in actually though...all my sexual experience has shown me that sex is overrated or I have just been having pretty wack sex thus invoking the whole hiatus from sex. I swore to myself that the next time I had sex it will be great or someones getting stabbed! I refuse to have anymore horrible weak ass sexual experiences if the dude is not bringing the thunder then all kinds of hell is going to break loose! Of course I know that sex is a two effort sort of deal like a team sport but I can only give as good as I get...
I thought that was a bitch at first *shudders*
ReplyDelete1. No butt sex for either of us, PERIOD.
2. See #1.
3. Don't gotta be committed to be a freak, but some stuff like oral sex, should be sacred.
4. Fuck no, it's "beat and skeet" for a reason!
5. Only bring it if it's been broughtn ;)
here's to hoping that the next sex you get makes you scream til you wake the dead!
Hey girl. You know you are my e-sista right?! LOL. Well that and the fact that I have too much time on my hands tonight is the only reason I am answering this. And for the sake of attempting to plead the FIF I am anonymous. (to everyone except you of course).
ReplyDelete1. I would not allow another man or woman in bed with us. Although I used to think about it but group sex is just something I could not get down with. That and being choked, beaten, hung from a chandelier by my nipples and crazy 8mm stuff like that. (if you have seen that movie then you know what I’m talking about.)
2. anything that does not involve weapons and could be done between two people – I’m down for it. And this involves all body parts.
3. Personally I do. I have never been with someone I was not involved with. To me it makes the sex better. There is nothing better than being with a man whose mission is to please you before he even thinks about releasing. My impression is that most dudes that are out for the nut are just about theirs and could careless about you. This is probably TMI but when my first love and I were together, just the smell of me getting wet made me even wetter because my smell reminded me of him and the crazy thing is he told me that same thing too. There is something about familiarity that is such a turn on sometimes. Its like something old but something new at the same time.
4. I wont say I am whodini and I’m definitely not a porn star. My best asset (other than the ones on my body) is my mouth. It never gets tired and I literally lick my man from head to toe. Then since I am kinda thick I am strong enough to hold their legs or arms back if I want while I am torturing them with pleasure. LOL. One of my ex’s and I used to play games and see who could make who scream and climax first….(ahh those were the days LOL)
5. For the most part I really do try to bring my A game. But we are human and all have our “bad days” you know what I mean. After a long day at work or whatever you can be tired and just go for the quickie. But the best days to me are the one’s you plan. One day for one of my anniversaries with my ex girl he tied me up and licked me from head to toe for at least 20mins. Then he gave me cunnilingus for at least 20mins. He then fed me strawberries and rubbed ice all over my skin. This was even before he penetrated. Girl do you know I was crying all night long. I think that was one of my best exchanges ever.
Ms J, why would you do this to me when you know a sister ain’t gettin’ none and is getting her “holy and sanctified” on waiting for her husband? LOL. Don’t go there with me, we may have to mess around and collaborate on some Zane type of ish. Have a good weekend girl. LOL. You stay bringing the laughs and good topics.
@ lex Girl when I seen that picture I immediatly faxed my soul to Jesus lol.
ReplyDelete@Anon Look at you ms. lady just going all out these dudes not ready gotta watch the pearls that you throw before swine! But I ain't mad atcha do your thug thizzle!
sorry girl. i just realize that i jacked up number four. LOL. since i was always committed does this mean that "beat and skeet" does not apply to me?
ReplyDeleteif a "beat and skeet" is a quickie (which i've had plenty of too) then there is not time for tricks. i'm done. LOL
@ Anon A beat and skeet is basically a very base sexual encounter think jump-off meet em at the club do him in the car type situation. No emotional investment just straight sexin'
ReplyDeletehell nawl at that first pic!!!!
ReplyDeletefeel ya on the wack ass sex...sigh
LMAO@ faxing your soul to Jesus. Too funny. That picture you put on there is soooooo not the biz. LOL. When I saw that, I was like "What the Feezy is this?!" But whack sex is not a good look. What's worse than whack sex is that plus a dude whose a limp noodle. Limp noodle alone is enough to get banned for life from getting near the cooda.
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